World of Warcraft is Coming to Steam!

     That's right! And you can vote to have the worlds most popular MMO available through steam right here: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=694488420! Hm? What's that? This isn't actually World of Warcraft? This is just some random schmuck uploading the Russian version of the "Arthas, my Son" cinematic trailer for World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King? CONGRATS! YOU ARE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN THE ENTIRETY OF VALVE!

     In the latest chapter of the long and bloody history of Steam Greenlight, we see one of the single most idiotic submissions to ever show up. This isn't an asset flip, this isn't some trash meme game, this isn't even another submission of Shooter Tactics, this is literally some buffoon uploading World of Warcraft thinking "this is totally okay to do". And why wouldn't he think that? So much other garbage is allowed on to greenlight that he probably thought his idea would be pretty good compared to some of the other putrid slime of degeneracy that infests that section of Steam. And it is for this reason that I actually voted this game up. That's right. I WANT this to get greenlit. Do you know why? Because if this actually manages to make it on to the store front, Blizzard will send it's army of lawyers dressed up like the god damn Scourge to Valves door step to have a long and very violent chat about "Copyrights". And when that chat is finished, Valve will have no choice but to start having a dedicated quality assurance team overseeing greenlight submissions.
     I'm thinking something along the lines of "you submit your game and then it gets reviewed, and if the QA team thinks your game is high enough quality to be sold, then it will be allowed on to greenlight to be voted on by the masses". I like that idea. It would certainly stop the majority of Shooter Tactics and Slaughtering Grounds and MLG 420 GOTY and your WORLD OF WARCRAFT SUBMISSIONS.

World of Warcraft? Seriously? Of all things you chose World of freaking Warcraft?

#Pawtendo: The Furry Fandom's Resident Ball of Abuse and Anger

     A Furry that goes by the name of "Pawtendo" has a long-standing history of generally being to other furries what furries are to regular people. Pawtendo has quite a history of being abusive, with a lot of controversy surrounding him that is documented in his WikiFur article, as well as an Encyclopedia Dramatica page that covers a lot more but in an equally abusive manner, so we'll ignore that for the purposes of this article. He has been banned from major furry websites numerous times, as well as appeared on Artists Beware frequently. He has had to change his Twitter handler (which is at the time of writing @PawtendoPlays) frequently as he can not seem to stop abusing people to the point where he gets a hate mob on his trail. I personally have seen him harass people for saying "feet" instead of "paws", attempt to get others to harass on his behalf to circumvent preemptive social media blocks, and attempt to con artists in to giving him free art (and when it doesn't work he resorts to more harassment). This person is already well-known for being extremely abusive so it should come as no surprise that he is now targeting a 14 year old artist.
     As documented here, Pawtendo has set his sights on trying to con a 14 year old out a measly $10 by insinuating that the artist (who isn't even old enough to legally receive payments) request payment for free art, which did not happen. In addition to this, Pawtendo was actually hitting on the kid claiming that he has a crush on them and trying to guilt trip them when they didn't express the same feelings back. It's a sad day indeed when a 14 year old is being the mature one when a 24 year old expresses romantic feelings. Of course, Pawtendo is desperately trying to deny all of this, but given that he has a history of lying and trying to cheat people out of money, as well as has been caught numerous times in the past flirting and trying to roleplay with underage kids (and subsequently throwing a fit when they reject him), most people are on the side of the young artist. I personally find it quite sad that this is even happening. The Furry Fandom prides itself on being inclusive and understanding to anybody that associates with the community, but unfortunately that means that a few bad eggs can and will show up every once in a while. Sometimes...it's the same bad egg multiple times. The fandom tries to police its own however, but sadly that can just result in a harassment war (which reminds me, please do not go and try to harass Pawtendo because you read this article. That just makes matters worse. This article is meant as a signal boost, so that people know to avoid this highly toxic individual, it's not meant to start a flame war. So please, be the bigger person.)
      This is all just one more mark on the list of shitty things that Pawtendo has done, and it certainly won't be the last. If you're part of the furry community or just on twitter in general...do yourself a favor and block Pawtendo. Even the people close to him have admitted multiple times that they tolerate him out of pity more than anything, and he attacks anybody for trivial things (I mean really...getting pissy over somebody saying feet and not paws? This is why people think furries have mental disorders). Keep him out of your life, and you will have a much more positive time. Trust me.

 

#TweetLikeAWhiteGay: Social Justice Bigotry

     We've come full circle, ladies and gentlemen. For many months now the "Social Justice Warrior" community has been mocked as a "who's the most oppressed" contest. But now it finally seems like they are proving the mocking to be based in truth. The Social Justice community has for a long time targeted people with their campaign of guilt and harassment against the majority (mainly straight white men) that they perceive to oppressing minorities simply by existing. The SJ crowd has been relentless in attacking anybody part of the majority for anything that they perceive to be "oppression", such as the time Social Justice Warriors harassed the man who landed a probe on a comet for wearing a shirt with sexy women on it that his woman friend made for him, or the time Rebecca Watson flat out supported the collection and distribution of the personal information of people she disagrees with for the purpose of harassing them. These people and their actions create quite a controversy nearly every time they open their mouths. And now, it seems that because they've grown tired of targeting the majority, now they're going to target their own. Hence #TweetLikeAWhiteGay, where white homosexuals have become the latest target. The tag is filled with mocking, fabricated lies, and putting words in the mouths of anybody who happens to be white and gay, all for the purpose of creating the narrative that white's are inherently evil simply because there's more of them in the west. Ironically, there aren't many people of color partaking in this, it's almost all white people partaking in the typical "white guilt" bs.
     It's not enough anymore for Social Justice Warriors to attack the people they claim are oppressing them, now they have to attack the people who they deem aren't oppressed ENOUGH. Gays now have the right to marry in all 50 states of America? Well now they just aren't oppressed enough, and so are free game for the mocking and harassment campaign. It would seem that now the only way you can be gay and NOT be a target for Social "Justice" is by not being white. Because racism is okay as long as the right people do it, because then it's not racism.

     Racism is racism no matter who it's against. "BUT BUT BUT MR. DRAGON RACISM IMPLIES PREJUDICE PLUS POW--" No. Shut the hell up. Racism is prejudice against somebody based on their race. Power has nothing to do with it. You can't take definitions and twist them to suit your agenda. What #TweetLikeAWhiteGay represents is the fact that the radical left is just as capable of being racist, homophobic bigots as the radical right and that is just said. These people have gone so far in to the left wing they have pulled a Pac-Man and come out on the right wing. Social Justice is a disease and this tag is just further proof of that.

     Thankfully, a lot of people seem to agree with me on this, which shows that there may be hope for humanity yet. And humorously, the tag is being flooded with furry pornography in an attempt (that is for the most part succeeding) to derail the tag. Nevertheless, the fact this tag even exists is just a testament to how low the radical left will go to preserve its victim narrative, but anybody with a sane mind can see that they are just a bunch of sad, racist homophobes who can't handle the thought that maybe they aren't as oppressed as they think they are. In the end, the bad ideas always fall and the good ideas will rise to the top and prevail. That's why the internet is such an amazing place, and why Social Justice wants to censor it so badly and turn it in to a "safe space". They know that their ideals are faulty, it's just that they are so loud and obnoxious about pushing their narrative on to everything that the good ideas, the ideas that promote TRUE equality, and TRUE justice, the ideas where EVERYBODY is equal and nobody is oppressed or made to feel like less of a person or mocked for who they are, those ideas are simply being hidden right now while the SJ crowd marches on their doomed crusade. But eventually, they will all be left behind as society marches on without them.

The Shooter Tactics Incident

I started my YouTube channel only a few short months ago. I didn't do anything particularly interesting, nor did I intend to. It was merely a project for me to do when I was bored and to motivate myself to try new games. I'm not TotalBiscuit, or Jim Sterling, or Zero Punctuation. My word carries no weight outside my circle of friends. So I never in a million years expected to have my criticism of some shoddy asset-flipped game that was being distributed for free via Steam Greenlight be perceived as a career-ending assault on the dev of said game. But that is exactly what happened with Shooter Tactics.